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Ironically, medical professionals have the worst stories because they can't leave. ICU nurse Maria recalls a post-op patient who was hooked up to a catheter. The man looked at Maria with tears in his eyes and said, "Nurse, I am so sorry. I dreamed I was at a water park."

This hubris was my downfall.

If you find yourself in one of these desperate situations and want to avoid a "coffee table" incident, here are some common (and slightly more polite) ways to announce your exit, as suggested by Ludwig Guru : "I'm bursting!" "I need to relieve myself." "I’ve got to take a leak." funny pee stories

Sometimes, the sheer pressure of a full bladder leads to decisions that seem logical at the time but are objectively insane. The Chuck-E-Cheese Ban: I dreamed I was at a water park

Then, I stood up to wipe.

I sprinted—or rather, waddled—behind the shed. I found a nice, thick patch of ivy, checked for witnesses, and finally experienced the sweet, sweet relief of nature taking its course. That’s when the music stopped. I sprinted—or rather, waddled—behind the shed

As I'm going, a tour bus full of senior citizens pulls up right next to me. I mean, inches away. A little old lady in the front seat looks down, looks me dead in the eye, and gives me a slow thumbs up. Not a sarcastic one. A genuine, 'You go, boy' thumbs up. I couldn't stop mid-stream. I just had to finish while maintaining eye contact with Grandma."